Robot Rival Gifts

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

Claus 2.0

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

The Sculptor

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Artificial hearts.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

'My app just ate your widget.'

"Now just why do you think I would know how to fix the printer?"

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

The Threat of AI

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

"Intel inside."

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

'Hey! — they're rerunning the Commander Data show!'

CREEPY AF AI

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

'Next.'

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

"The R2-D2 swears all the time. They beep out every word he says."

'Try not to get into any more mischief '