Robot Rebel Gifts

'Hello, Robotaxi Cab Company?! I think one of your drivers has a screw loose!!!'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"I have a weird feeling. I asked the AI what I should do next week and was advised to quit my job, leave town and watch all the Terminator and Matrix movies."

Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence. Error. No results found. What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one

Where were you the last few days, little buddy? San Francisco. I heard new robot security guards were harassing the homeless to keep them from sleeping on city streets. So I went out there hoping to be recruited by any time-traveler who came back in time to lead a resistance cell. I knew it was a long-shot. But I'd have kicked myself if I didn't go and the time-traveler did show up. Hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

'Next.'

'If automation ever creeps into this place, I'm getting out.'

Help a Nerd

The Threat of AI

"So I called to complain about robots taking over when I realized I was talking to one!"

Claus 2.0

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Joe Henry

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"I really got used to working from home."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Artificial Intelligence

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

'You're right...that robot certainly has increased productivity around here!'

"Woah - remember humans?"

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

'Let's rock!'

Kurt Cobain

CREEPY AF AI