Robot Rebel Gifts

'Hello, Robotaxi Cab Company?! I think one of your drivers has a screw loose!!!'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"I have a weird feeling. I asked the AI what I should do next week and was advised to quit my job, leave town and watch all the Terminator and Matrix movies."

'Next.'

'If automation ever creeps into this place, I'm getting out.'

Help a Nerd

The Threat of AI

"So I called to complain about robots taking over when I realized I was talking to one!"

Claus 2.0

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Joe Henry

"I really got used to working from home."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

Artificial Intelligence

'You're right...that robot certainly has increased productivity around here!'

"Woah - remember humans?"

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

CREEPY AF AI

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

"They already offered these jobs to robots. They said they weren't that desperate."

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"