Rodent Rival Gifts

The cat's gift.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Remember me?'

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Hazards of mouse painting

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Revenge of the Mice

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Hamster IV

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Hamster.

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Xmas

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Feeding the Birds

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Jailed mouse.