Rodent Rival Mugs

The cat's gift.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Remember me?'

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Hazards of mouse painting

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Revenge of the Mice

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Hamster IV

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Hamster.

Xmas

Feeding the Birds

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

Jailed mouse.

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'