Rodent Lovers Mugs

"Do they know we're rats?"

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

'Remember me?'

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Hazards of mouse painting

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Revenge of the Mice

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Hamster.

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

Feeding the Birds

Hamster IV

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Reptilian trauma.