Rodent Lovers Gifts

"Do they know we're rats?"

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

'Remember me?'

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Hazards of mouse painting

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

Revenge of the Mice

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Hamster.

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Feeding the Birds

Hamster IV

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"