Rodent Connoisseur Gifts

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Miami Mice

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Hazards of mouse painting

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"You're amazing!"

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Hamster.

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

Hamster IV

Feeding the Birds

Xmas

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

"I did it!"

Jailed mouse.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

"Yes, you're squirrelly."

'I've always been a bit concerned about exactly what you meant when you said 'let's do lunch'.'

'Well, Mr Lemming, I'm glad to say that thanks to therapy, you're not suicidal anymore...'

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

'They're so obvious about it.'