Rodent Aficionado Gifts

'We close at six.'

"I did it!"

"Some conspiracy nut!"

"Must you walk around in your underwear? -- My wife and KIDS are in here, for crying out loud!"

"Your only hope is if they go on tour."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'They're so obvious about it.'

'Darling, we're not supposed to buy food: We're scavengers...'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Miami Mice

"This family seems to multiply every year."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Hazards of mouse painting

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Magician Playing Golf.

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

Corn Lizard

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Snake Blogging

Smiling rat.