Rodent Antics Fan Gifts

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'Remember me?'

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Hazards of mouse painting

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Revenge of the Mice

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Hamster.

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

Hamster IV

Feeding the Birds

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'