Rodent Antics Fan Gifts

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'Remember me?'

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Hazards of mouse painting

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Revenge of the Mice

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

Hamster IV

Hamster.

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Feeding the Birds

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'