Rodent Lover Gifts

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'... and power surges and outages don't affect this baby one bit.'

Hamster IV

Snake Maze

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"I've been down in the dumps lately. . ."

'You just get my daughter home by 10 or we'll be taking a closer look at this contraption.'

Hazards of mouse painting

A beaver with his false teeth in a glass.

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Mouse Baseball

"You know, if I come into your place, I might never leave."

Tunnel of Vole.

"Yes, you're squirrelly."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

'Remember me?'

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Crocodile

Miami Mice

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"You've got a friend in me."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'