Rodent Admirers Gifts

Xmas

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Miami Mice

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Yakety-Yak

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Hazards of mouse painting

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Chameleon and TV

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

"I've downsized."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

The Rabbit Meeting.

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

In Difficulties.

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"