Rodent Appreciation Gifts

"And now, our motivational squeaker."

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

'Remember me?'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Miami Mice

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Hazards of mouse painting

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Australian Mobile Bar

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

Revenge of the Mice

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

Feeding the Birds