Rodent Appreciation T-Shirts

"And now, our motivational squeaker."

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

'Remember me?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Hazards of mouse painting

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Australian Mobile Bar

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

Revenge of the Mice

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Feeding the Birds

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.