Rodent Humor Appreciator T-Shirts

Mouse hole with a lift

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I was almost that last year."

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

You complete me!

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Miami Mice

Ostrich Curoisities

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"I could do that."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Are those my slippers?!"

Hazards of mouse painting

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'