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"I think we have mice in the walls."

"Do me next."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Snowmobull

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'Remember me?'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Of Mice and Men.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Honk if you love me!"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"I hate it..."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"You're famous, Angus."

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"I've been at loose ends lately."