Rodent Romance T-Shirts

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'Remember me?'

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Hazards of mouse painting

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Revenge of the Mice

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

"What's confusing is exactly how we're supposed to have sex."

Hamster.

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Xmas

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Hamster IV

'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?''

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

Xmas Chocolates for Mice