Reptile Romantic T-Shirts

"What's confusing is exactly how we're supposed to have sex."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Robocop and Juliet.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dog in love

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

Crocodile

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

The Stripper

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Danth battle?

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Snake Eyes

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'