Monster Romantic T-Shirts

Tapeworms Need Love Too

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Waterfall of Disappointment

'Regular or decapitated?'

Vampire Bat

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

"So much for that vintage!"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Born of the Dead

Made with 100% recycled material.

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

mr godzilla you need anger management