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"Young Frankenstein"

Zombie standup

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Love at First Sight

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Out To Lurch

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"I'm the bad guy..."

Zombies.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Hugh fans!"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."