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"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'...and once again we have interruption of play caused by movement behind the bowler's arm.'

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

"The doctor said your cholesterol is a little high, but everything else looks normal."

"My God—do you suppose it can read?!"

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

'Oh no, not another blood sample.'

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

'I told you, Frank, if you're going to invite your werewolf buddies over, you have to clean up after them!'

"Peanuts, lactose and gluten are fine. I'm checking for garlic."

Scientist seen on loch.

Godzilla's Dentist.

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

'No wonder I've had an identity crisis...I've never seen my own reflection...I just naturally assumed I was the invisible man.'

'Sorry buddy, we don't serve spirits here!'

'Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'

'OK, but if I tell you what's going on, you have to promise not to overreact.'

Halloween Support Group

You are here... ...Run!!!

'You're lucky -I'm turning into my mother'

Vampire brushing his teeth in his bathroom.

"I know he's not that much to look at but you should see him tango."

"You can call me Andy. What can I call you?"

Loch Ness.

"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."

"I don't think of myself as a wolf man or a wolf woman-I'm just a human, who is also a wolf, who eats humans."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

'Well, the research guys made a fantastic breakthrough. Now it's on you marketing folks to find out how to sell it.'

'Don't mind us, we're just passive bystanders.'

Young Godzilla.

Godzilla's Mom.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'We did a background check. Dug up a fair amount of dirt. Apparently, you died months ago.'