Monsters Pillows

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'...and once again we have interruption of play caused by movement behind the bowler's arm.'

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

"The doctor said your cholesterol is a little high, but everything else looks normal."

"My God—do you suppose it can read?!"

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

'Oh no, not another blood sample.'

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

'I told you, Frank, if you're going to invite your werewolf buddies over, you have to clean up after them!'

"Peanuts, lactose and gluten are fine. I'm checking for garlic."

Godzilla's Dentist.

Scientist seen on loch.

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

'OK, but if I tell you what's going on, you have to promise not to overreact.'

Vampire brushing his teeth in his bathroom.

You are here... ...Run!!!

'Sorry buddy, we don't serve spirits here!'

'Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'

"I know he's not that much to look at but you should see him tango."

'You're lucky -I'm turning into my mother'

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

'Well, the research guys made a fantastic breakthrough. Now it's on you marketing folks to find out how to sell it.'

"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."

"I don't think of myself as a wolf man or a wolf woman-I'm just a human, who is also a wolf, who eats humans."

'We did a background check. Dug up a fair amount of dirt. Apparently, you died months ago.'

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"You can call me Andy. What can I call you?"

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

'That's a good question, Godzilla. Class, is threatening to stomp on someone's house considered bullying?'

'Don't mind us, we're just passive bystanders.'

Loch Ness.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Young Godzilla.

Godzilla's Mom.