Monster Metaphor Enthusiast Pillows

"David, you're denying your feelings again, aren't you?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Boy and Bear and Monster

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Giant Monster in Bath

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Horror Stories.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.