Monster Myth Enthusiast Pillows

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

"Bait or Lure?"

"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"

City Zoo

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Dead Funny

Boy and Bear and Monster

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Zombies.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.