Mythical Monster Aficionado Pillows

Vampire bites tongue.

Narcissus - father of the selfie

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

Horror Stories.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me