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'... And this is my cellar.'

Here be dragons.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Scientist seen on loch.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"I really enjoyed my job. Management found about it and fired me."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

Meet Thy Doom

"Surf's up."

Leos Janacek

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

I told you Norman Bates and Oedipus would have a lot to talk about.

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

'80 of our business conduct is immoral or illegal. I want you to fix the remaining 20.'

'I'm a huge fan of your work.'

"I just always show up to everything!"

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'You'd look good in that.'

Monster Roller Coaster

"Back in 15 min."

"It was reading about the dangers all the time that drove me to drink!"

"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'