Monster Humor Admirer Mugs

'... And this is my cellar.'

Here be dragons.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Scientist seen on loch.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

"Surf's up."

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

Meet Thy Doom

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

Leos Janacek

'I'm a huge fan of your work.'

'80 of our business conduct is immoral or illegal. I want you to fix the remaining 20.'

"It was reading about the dangers all the time that drove me to drink!"

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

'You'd look good in that.'

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

"Back in 15 min."

"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."

Monster Roller Coaster

"I guess the German takeover was successful."