Monstrous Comedy Admirer Mugs

Reasons to be glad you're not a werewolf.

'... And this is my cellar.'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

TV jester.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Normally this is where I would say something funny but the cartoonist is quiet quitting, too."

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

"Back in 15 min."

Meet the Artist

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

"This pizza party tastes a lot like layoffs."

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

Skeleton Portrait Painting

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"Trick or treat, mouse!"

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'He was a bit of a showoff.'

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

Comic Relief

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"Ouch! You’re killing me!"

Damnation without relief means there is no Ladies Room.

'Unfortunately, it's fighting an uphill battle against our first name, which is 'Apathy.''

"Heh heh heh!"