Monstrous Comedy Admirer Gifts

Reasons to be glad you're not a werewolf.

'... And this is my cellar.'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

TV jester.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Normally this is where I would say something funny but the cartoonist is quiet quitting, too."

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

"Back in 15 min."

"This pizza party tastes a lot like layoffs."

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

Skeleton Portrait Painting

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

Meet the Artist

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'

"Trick or treat, mouse!"

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'He was a bit of a showoff.'

Charlie Chaplin.

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

Damnation without relief means there is no Ladies Room.

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

"Ouch! You’re killing me!"

Comic Relief

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

'Unfortunately, it's fighting an uphill battle against our first name, which is 'Apathy.''

The Cheshire cat meets the Cheshire dog.