Monster Lore Pillows

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this??"

I'd like to apply for your rehab program.

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

Zombie standup

Love at First Sight

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Dead Funny

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Night of the Zombonies.

Out To Lurch

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Zombies.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Myths and legends...

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Zombie pet tricks.