Monster Pillows

Freak Accident Specialist

"Young Frankenstein"

Zombie standup

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Love at First Sight

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Dead Funny

Out To Lurch

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Night of the Zombonies.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Zombies.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."