Monster Creator Pillows

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"Young Frankenstein"

Zombie standup

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Love at First Sight

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Night of the Zombonies.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

Dead Funny

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Myths and legends...

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.