Monster Creator Gifts

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Young Frankenstein"

Zombie standup

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Love at First Sight

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Out To Lurch

Dead Funny

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Night of the Zombonies.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'