Monster Makeover Enthusiast Gifts

'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.'

'Darling, you got a make-over!'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Horror Stories.

Myths and legends...