Monster Makers Pillows

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Young Frankenstein"

Zombie standup

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Love at First Sight

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Night of the Zombonies.

Out To Lurch

Dead Funny

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.