Magic Makers Pillows

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Here we are."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Newt sale

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

Beware of the Cat.

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Hypnotoon

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"We're here, Harry."

"More concealer?"

'Not here, Fred.'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

Witch's spell check.

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"Abra-Viagra."

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'Stealth broom.'

'Mom never said she was a clown!'

First Annual Psychic Convention

Bunny Trick

"Why can't David Blaine just stick himself somewhere and not involve he rest of us?"