Monster Makers Mugs

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Young Frankenstein"

Zombie standup

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Love at First Sight

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Out To Lurch

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Night of the Zombonies.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"