Crafty Monsters Pillows

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Zombie standup

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Love at First Sight

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

Out To Lurch

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Myths and legends...

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Zombie pet tricks.