Crafty Monsters Pillows

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Zombie standup

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Love at First Sight

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Dead Funny

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

Night of the Zombonies.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Myths and legends...

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."