Classic Monsters Pillows

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Jump-starting Frankenstein's monster

Flasher - Frankenstien's Monster

'Side effects? You have to worry about side effects?'

"Say, aren't we a bit too old to drive a car?"

Love at First Sight

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Giant slug attacks a city

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

'I'm sorry sir, we have 'diet cola' and 'diet lemonade', but not 'diet blood'.'

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"Surprised?"

"Loved ones scared to death by monsters? Call the law offices of Frank N. Stein..."

No, Igor! That would just be cruel. Normal Brain. Abnormal Brain. Brain with song stuck in it.

"Okay. Hit it."

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

'Dracula, I'm getting tired of you sitting around all day.'

Freak Accident Specialist

'Psst! It's the invisible man. Try not to state at his new hair piece.'

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

'I don't feel I stand out in a crowd anymore.'

Dracula's false teeth