Monster Mashers Pillows

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Frankenstein as a boy

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"What the hell is all this?"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Golf Ambush

"Young Frankenstein"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

Happy Halloween!

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

Just Stop Oil Painting

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! And smells delicious!'

"Why do I always shuffle?"

Spooky Chemistry.

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"We shouldn't have hired the zombies."

"This time I'm sure I've got it right!"

"Cemetery Pie"

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

"Workboy"

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

"You idiot, I told you to get me a brain!"