Monster Mash Aficionado Pillows

"We shouldn't have hired the zombies."

"Why do I always shuffle?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

Bangers and Mash

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Frankenstein as a boy

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

'This your dog, buddy?!'

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

"What the hell is all this?"

Fiends reunited

"Grave robbing fiends - recycling body parts in non-recyclable plastic carrier bags!"

Vanpires

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

"Alright Mr. Caldwell, you're all sewn up. Please be sure to fill out the online survey and don't forget to tip. Thanks."

"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."