Monster Mash Enthusiasts Pillows

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

"Why do I always shuffle?"

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"We shouldn't have hired the zombies."

Frankenstein as a boy

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

'This your dog, buddy?!'

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

Fiends reunited

Relies on Radar

"What the hell is all this?"

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

"Alright Mr. Caldwell, you're all sewn up. Please be sure to fill out the online survey and don't forget to tip. Thanks."

"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."