Monster Mashup Fanatic Pillows

"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

Is your monster coming to the party, Doctor Frankenstein? I don't know. Part of him wants to and part of him doesn't.

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

Boxing with your harp

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Watch out for that kid - he has an itchy booger finger.

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"Two minutes old and you're already asking for cosmetic surgery?"

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

Two great movies on the screen together! Watch Broke Back King Kong.

Fiends reunited

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

I see you're still on that subway diet.

"Grave robbing fiends - recycling body parts in non-recyclable plastic carrier bags!"

Vanpires

'Apparently, he's doing 'the knowledge'.'

Alternative acupuncture.