Monster Mashup Fanatic Pillows

"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

Boxing with your harp

A Heavy Metal Musician.

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

'This your dog, buddy?!'

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

Fiends reunited

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"Grave robbing fiends - recycling body parts in non-recyclable plastic carrier bags!"

Vanpires

Alternative acupuncture.

'Apparently, he's doing 'the knowledge'.'

Werewolf Campfire