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"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

The Elliot Ness monster.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Boxing with your harp

Santa Claus

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

Future Opera

'This your dog, buddy?!'

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

"Frankincense you fool...."

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"Please forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles. Will the happy couple please step forward?"

"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."

Vanpires

"Do you call this a party! I've been to livelier funerals!"

"Grave robbing fiends - recycling body parts in non-recyclable plastic carrier bags!"

Alternative acupuncture.

'Apparently, he's doing 'the knowledge'.'

Moby Poppins

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

The Frankenstein hog.

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."

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