Monster Mashup Connoisseur Mugs

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

The Elliot Ness monster.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Boxing with your harp

Santa Claus

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

Future Opera

'This your dog, buddy?!'

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

"Frankincense you fool...."

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"Please forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles. Will the happy couple please step forward?"

"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."

Vanpires

"Do you call this a party! I've been to livelier funerals!"

"Grave robbing fiends - recycling body parts in non-recyclable plastic carrier bags!"

Alternative acupuncture.

'Apparently, he's doing 'the knowledge'.'

Moby Poppins

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

The Frankenstein hog.

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."

Very Condensed Books