Classic Mashup Enthusiast Pillows

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Sorry, that's not my table."

Popera!

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

Boxing with your harp

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'

'Continue to support sex education in the schools if you want to, but Billy just told me that he resulted when your sperm met my omelet.'

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

Future Opera

Two great movies on the screen together! Watch Broke Back King Kong.

"Frankincense you fool...."

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"No, this is not 'returns,' and that's not a receipt … it's a birth certificate!"

"Please forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles. Will the happy couple please step forward?"

I see you're still on that subway diet.

"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."

'You're right. It does look infected. But I'm just the janitor.'

'Boys, we're forming a posse to track down the Fenton gang. So get your laptops, and start searchin'.'

"Do you call this a party! I've been to livelier funerals!"

'Apparently, he's doing 'the knowledge'.'

Alternative acupuncture.

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

Whoops! I've brought the wrong husband home from the shops.

Animal Hospital.

"Ah...I see your mistake. We're, Proctor and Proctor. You're looking for the proctologist, next door."

'You idiot! You didn't tell us this gig was for a marching band! '

Moby Poppins