Monster Mashup Aficionado Pillows

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

Boxing with your harp

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

"Why do I always shuffle?"

A Heavy Metal Musician.

"We shouldn't have hired the zombies."

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

'This your dog, buddy?!'

Future Opera

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."

"Grave robbing fiends - recycling body parts in non-recyclable plastic carrier bags!"

Vanpires

Alternative acupuncture.

'Apparently, he's doing 'the knowledge'.'

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

The Frankenstein hog.