Monster Mashup Aficionado Gifts

I see you're still on that subway diet.

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

Is your monster coming to the party, Doctor Frankenstein? I don't know. Part of him wants to and part of him doesn't.

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

Boxing with your harp

A Heavy Metal Musician.

"We shouldn't have hired the zombies."

"Why do I always shuffle?"

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Watch out for that kid - he has an itchy booger finger.

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

Future Opera

'This your dog, buddy?!'

Two great movies on the screen together! Watch Broke Back King Kong.

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

"Two minutes old and you're already asking for cosmetic surgery?"

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."

Vanpires

"Grave robbing fiends - recycling body parts in non-recyclable plastic carrier bags!"

'Apparently, he's doing 'the knowledge'.'

Alternative acupuncture.

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?