Monster Mashup Fans Gifts

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Zombie pet tricks.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Halloween Selfie

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Well, we got the grant."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Halloween sculptor

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Monster Realtor

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

Vampire with a violin

"Too Much Hair Gel?"