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Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Zombie pet tricks.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Halloween Selfie

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Well, we got the grant."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

Monster Realtor

Halloween sculptor

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."

Vampire with a violin