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"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

"Two minutes old and you're already asking for cosmetic surgery?"

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Halloween Selfie

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Well, we got the grant."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Monster Realtor

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Halloween sculptor

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."